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How to Make a Woman Happy

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.

 

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

 a friend
 a companion
 a lover
 a brother
 a father
 a master
 a chef
 an electrician
 a carpenter
 a plumber
 a mechanic
 a decorator
 a stylist
 a sexologist
 a gynecologist
 a psychologist
 a pest exterminator
 a psychiatrist
 a healer
 a good listener
 an organizer
 a good father

 very clean
 sympathetic
 athletic
 warm
 attentive
 gallant
 intelligent
 funny
 creative
 tender
 strong
 understanding
 tolerant
 prudent
 ambitious
 capable
 courageous
 determined
 true
 dependable
 passionate
 compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
 

 give her compliments regularly
 love shopping
 be honest
 be very rich
 not stress her out
 not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


 give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
 give her lots of time, especially time for herself
 give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 Never to forget:
 * birthdays
 * anniversaries
 * arrangements she makes


 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 Show up naked    
 Bring food & drinks  
 Hand over the remote


 

 
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